How to speak Chinese.

Enjoy.

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes!!
OK read the English meaning and then "OUT LOUD" say the Chinese words...

(You MUST read them out loud or it doesn't make as much sense)...

1) That's not right................................. Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive..................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP...................................... Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man....................................... Dum Fuk

5) Small horse.......................................Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?......................... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift..................... Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here............................Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet............... ..Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone......................... No Pah King

12) staying out of sight............................ Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile.................... Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive.................. ...Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great........................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

LMAO!! when i was a kid we would tell the same jokes lol but we would say to speak chinese just kick a can down the street lol

How bout this one... How do Chinese parents name they're children?


-They throw a spoon down the stairs; Ching Ping Ding.

im goin straight to hell.

random....